Hands are so wicked aren’t they? There are so many uses from hands, from operating heavy machinery, turning door-handles, fondling stuff, lacing up your mizuno running shoes , tossing lettuce about to make an exquisite salad, and generally doing all the things that feet will never be able to do (unless you’re one of those weird people who can do stuff with their feet: if you are I suggest you don’t toss lettuce. That’s pretty disgusting–).
But hands can get
I will be the first to admit I know nothing about the real number logic behind the The National Lottery. Which anyone who knows me will not be surprised by in the least. At school, I was that child who held the rest of the class back because he didn’t understand every little detail and was never satisfied. Throughout my life my intrigue has presented problems, from catching the bus to job interviews where I ended up asking more questions
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