Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a lady, but don’t really want to pay out for a boob job? Well now there is a solution in the world of the internet. You can now have all the benefits of being a lady without the expensive surgery.

Did you know 83% of all the women* on the interent were born as men. Yes billions of people who were disatitfied with their gender have made the switch for little less than the cost of a PC and a internet connection. These people carry on useful productive lives in forums, chat rooms, dating sites and online games. They don’t have the costly cosmetic surgery usually required and they have no scars or odd manly features; hands that are just too hairy to be a woman’s. They look just like they were born that way.

It’s not just gender changes that are available either, now on the world wide web you can have a your age altered; not in the manner where you would have botox to look a little younger, no, you can actually become a different age… even back to childhood. Your example Charlie Fester had lived his life as a corner shop assitant, never really feeling he was living up to his full potential. However, recently he made a new life for himself online as Sally a 12 year girl into ponies and the OC. He has made a completely new group of friends who he talks with and shares all of his most intimate secrets. He has never been happier and next month when he is released from prison, he is planning on meeting them all in real life. This really has been a heart warming tale of how someone can completely turn their life around using the power of the internet.

* Stat completely made up

I find myself more and more doing things online, and that isn’t just because I find it more convenient, it is because I don’t have time to go to the shops. I’m not talking about things that are cheaper and just as good through the internet, such as buying your car or horse insurance, I’m not talking about using internet banking to save a trip into the branch. I’m talking about not having time to go to the supermarket in order to buy food, so instead shopping at Tesco online and having things delivered. I’m talking about needing a new shirt, so just getting one online from the marks and spensers website, again to arrive through the post without me ever having tried it on. It’s even got to the stage where at work, we needed some large format printing done for a presentation we are giving next week, and we are just emailing across the completed image files to the company, who are delivering it directly to the venue the morning of the presentation because we don’t have time to look at print samples first.

It is a cliché that we are all part of a ‘time starved generation’ at the moment. I’ve always just ignored it, but I’m starting to think it’s true. Perhaps we need to reassess how we live and what we do with our time, because once it is gone, it doesn’t come back.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not anti-royal – although I await with baited breath to see if the royals have the sense to put William on the throne whilst his gran is still alive to guide him – but I thought the idea was to have civic pride, to show a sense of belonging to one nation.  That being the case, shouldn’t the children be learning how to serve, protect and bring honour to their birth land?  This makes sense to me.  The average UK home is lacking in a sense of unity, in civic pride; you need look no further than the recent statement that certain members of our Armed Forces werent recommended to wear their uniform in public for evidence of this! 

In the United States school children pledge their allegiance not to their country’s president, but rather their flag – and America has to be one of the most patriotic, flag waving countries in the world.  The American people may not always bring honour their flag, and occasionally heap a pile of disgrace onto what it stands for, but overall it’s a symbol of a country that most Americans love and respect.  They bow to it, sign with it, even run national treaure hunts around it! A national flag is a very simple symbol of a country and it’s something that any school could incorporate into their daily activities whilst teaching their students about what it means to be British and how as a nation we need to act in order to preserve the democratic rights we have.  There’s huge potential here for a subject that could take very little time but if taken in age appropriate stages could create informed school leavers who have  basic understanding of the UK and how its judicial and political systems work.  School leavers who know how their country works, and how they can make a difference to it.   

Pledge allegiance by all means, but just make sure it’s a pledge of loyalty and duty to the country, and not a monarch who doesn’t rule the country! 

Finally we have had progress with the website.Well I've totally finished the vet insurance pages

The fact that the Government is willing to return people to Iraq knowing that they’re in danger once they do so is shocking (not surprising, but shocking), but the fact that they want to be absolved of any guilt or responsibility should something happen to these people is disgusting.   Someone needs to think seriously about the implications of what they’re doing, and if they are going to send back rejected asylum seekers, they need to do so with absolute certainty that these people are not in danger – because if they were in danger of persecution, then they ought to have been granted their asylum status. 

On a more positive note. This is what I'm going to change next the mole removal pages

Well not if it’s got any sense!  According to the BBC news website the National Trust is ready to “challenge new developments and intervene in planning inquiries, even if it is not directly involved with the land being targeted for development”. This is in response to Gordon Brown’s pledge of building 3 million new homes within the next 13 years. 

On one hand it could, and should, be argued that the UK has a housing shortage and too many people are in low quality housing or even living on the streets.  On the other hand, if we are already so short of houses, why are we continuing to allow such a high volume of immigrants into the country?  This isn’t about racism, or being pro-British, it’s merely commonsense!  We’re already over-populated and under-resourced.  There ought to be an annual quota that is able to be absorbed into our current social infrastructure rather than a seemingly endless flow of people into the country.  Has anyone in the government noticed that we’re living on an island with geographic limitations?  I know that we’re part of the EU, but that’s just paper and red tape, we’re not physically attached!

How much of this proposed housing will address the problems of those in need of low priced good quality homes, and how much of it is going to be priced above the wages of those who really need the homes?   I suspect there’ll be very little that will help the needs of Britain’s homeless!

Yes we need housing, but we need to look at creating a solution for those who desperately need it before implementing such a huge property building project, and we also need to ensure that legislation is passed to stop further overcrowding from an over abundance of immigrants making things worse than they already are.  Until then, the National Trust should continue to distrust and intervene in the government’s planning inquiries until the government is forced to look at the causes and solutions for the current housing crisis instead of fixing broken bones with Elastoplasts!

Unlike some women, Demi admits to being under the plastic surgeon’s knife.  So what?  In an industry where looks count more than public conduct, decency and common sense, she’s doing what she has to do to keep on top of her game – and that’s where she is, right on top! 

Demi’s got >  It doesn’t matter when it comes to the young starlets so why should it matter for a woman who’s already a star? 

Seems to me there are almost as many double standards as there are double DUIs in this industry!

 As she dazzled the crowds gathered to see her, and signed autographs, she was a walking advertisement that life doesn’t end with breast cancer.  With the right attitude you go through the process required to clear you of the disease, and then get jump right back into life.  The documentary shows that even the Princess of Pop had bad days, but it also shows how determination can overcome anything.   

There are those who may think that this documentary is a publicity stunt, but stunt or not, last night showed Kylie to be an inspiration to anyone who has breast cancer now, or will be diagnosed it in the future. 

If you've had a chance to have a go on the new nintendo Wii you'll know what I'm talking about when I say it is amazing and fantastic. I'm not a game geek in any way, however this machine works in such a completely new and different way it puts itself into a whole new genre of gaming. The interface, rather than being based on pushing buttons repeatedly, is based on actual movements you make! So if you move the control up/down/left/right/forwards/backwards/sideways/quickly/slowly the game responds acordingly! Seriously! It uses some kind of giro technology mixed with an infared thing on the top of your television. It's amazing. I'm hooked, and I recomend it - especially to anyone who used to play games but hasn't in a few years, you'll be sucked straight back in!

I think the MD is worried about the lack of eye candy in the office when clients come to visit, but rather than hire a couple of beautiful bimbos to sit

around the office and brighton the place up, he's decided to approach the problem latterally this time. He's gotten us all discounts at a local botox clinic! Alexander is really keen for Adrianna to get involved. I wonder why…