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My filter pictures!

10 02nd, 2005 Author: Administrator

I’ve created a whole of bizzare images with photoshop. I came upon this jpg whilst surfing and have been messing around with the built in feature of photoshop. It’s capable of doing some amazing stuff.



This is the patchwork effect, I can’t do much with it.


I tried to make her scarey by using the maxium filter just on her face:


Okay this was done for a laught:

Here is some other cool sites I found whilst surfing. Oooo why not suprise your mum with a birthday Tea Towels? Nothing says I love you like a tea towel! Do you remeber Sonic the hedgehog? Well here is a online version of the game called ultimate sonic.


Well I’ve had a miserable day. You can devide in to two categories the people on earth: the distinguished and bright folks like you who read my stuff, and the 9 billion imbeciles who get in the way . Well we are out numbered. Everything I have tried to do today, has required me to repel three people intent on forcing me to do some crap, usually purchase something. I keep trying to tell myself it’s just the toll of living in this age of enlightenment, however it’s doesn’t the impulse to kill everyone .

But that not what I’m here for:

On this day I resolve to:
Become a mail-order bride.

ditto

And too end with some cool sites I found by reading other blogs. Here is a selection of the worst short stories you have ever seen, they don’t promise to be anything else, but can be quite amusing. I found this cool website and love it: walnutsmoothie career personaility test. Read the whole thing.

You want more? Well I’m spent!


Wasted day.

09 01st, 2005 Author: Administrator

Well to day has been a bit of a weird day today. unfortantely Sham has been rain out and his internet connection is down meaning that I cannot ge tthe stuff done that I orginally wanted to but hey ho. It means I have had a day laying around the house a catching up on my telly watching. Plus the amountof useless internet I look at.

But I was quite glad to find out on the internet:

Nixies’s bits are best described as his “tireless salami“.

Here’s some great stuff I’ve been amusing myself with. Here is a selection of the worst short stories you have ever seen, they don’t promise to be anything else, but can be quite amusing. My mate Dave has quit his job as a pasta chef and is now working for first4sale a online estate agent, check it out.


Well I’m back and ill!

08 17th, 2005 Author: Administrator

It seems I had been slight to optimisic with the poin that we have been in good, health I am not in good health at all and now I have a ton of work to do so this is not looking that good, but hay ho. Not a lot I can do.

Anyway as my top tips for the festival if you want to see anything I suggest that you go see ‘We are Klang’ out of everything I sqaw I swear this was the best and If you are going to miss anything I suggest ‘Congress of oddities’ This was a puile of rubbish. The only reason we went to see it was because the marketing girl was cute. Never listne o the marketing people unless they have more than one show to promote at any one time. Other wise no matter what you enjoy they will plug that show!!!

As far as standup go, Daniel Kitson every time. He rocks so much. Ow and Josie Long, she was really good.