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Ever since the beginning of time unwanted hair has haunted and annoyed all human beings. Scientists have predicted by 2015 we will be able to invent the first razor with infinite amount of blades. This razor will be infinitely smoother and give a infinitely more accurate shave, meaning that men will be end up going out and being caressed by infinitely more attractive women when they are standing topless in front of a bathroom mirror.
This technology will probable be researched and owned by Gillette.
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I have totally fallen in love with the gumtree gumtasic ads. Here are a couple of my favorites:

Private Plate , To Suit Larger Gent ? (1,750 )

I have , on a retention certificate for easy transfer , the plate X1 NOB. Read it as EXTRA LARGE NOB

They always say that a guys car is an extention of his manhood , so this is the chance to proove it.

Is this the plate for 'The Man Who Has Everything' ?

I have been told it's worth 2,000 but will take 1,750 ovno for this unique regestration

Really boring uneducated male seeks dull women to argue with about random crap

Thats right folks, I'm a dull english almost 30 year old man looking for a dull meaningless relationship to get stuck in.
Ideally my partner would be arguementative, lazy and pedantic, with a slight weight problem.
A sense of humour is definately something you shouldnt have, or if so it should be tailoured at things that just arent funny such as dogs in jumpers.

If this sounds like you please reply with a really crap response about how I dont appreciate women and that men like me should be a woman for a day to see how bad it is etc.

Thanks.

Me

Have fun

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Wow this site is odd, these guys must be really bored. It’s about a well I’m not sure what he is but his name is Strong bad. Their is loads of funny stuff on the site but the best part is somethign called strongbads emails, it’s a advice column, but he act out the story in a little cartoon.

These are my favourites:

• Impression
• space programme
• Garage Sale

When the movies have ended, try clicking on things.

What about various great stuff I found by reading other blogs. My office has just ordered a coffee machine and they keep going on about their website, fairly cool I suppose. My friend has just started up a website about Jewish speeddating in London, she really good at that kinda of stuff. have a look.

Oh well.

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This is crazy feast your eyes on this. It’s a video of two Chinese students sing along to ‘I want it that way’ by the backstreet boys. It’s impressive, they have put together dance moves as well. My favorite thing is the bit where they cowdinate head switching.

See for yourself!

Last but not least some groovy stuff I found whilst surfing. Just another plug for a friend of mines site a Injured and orphaned wildlife reserve. Design your own comedy Aprons!

But now I must go.

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