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Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a lady, but don’t really want to pay out for a boob job? Well now there is a solution in the world of the internet. You can now have all the benefits of being a lady without the expensive surgery.
Did you know 83% of all the women* on the interent were born as men. Yes billions of people who were disatitfied with their gender have made the switch for little less than the cost of a PC and a internet connection. These people carry on useful productive lives in forums, chat rooms, dating sites and online games. They don’t have the costly cosmetic surgery usually required and they have no scars or odd manly features; hands that are just too hairy to be a woman’s. They look just like they were born that way.
It’s not just gender changes that are available either, now on the world wide web you can have a your age altered; not in the manner where you would have botox to look a little younger, no, you can actually become a different age… even back to childhood. Your example Charlie Fester had lived his life as a corner shop assitant, never really feeling he was living up to his full potential. However, recently he made a new life for himself online as Sally a 12 year girl into ponies and the OC. He has made a completely new group of friends who he talks with and shares all of his most intimate secrets. He has never been happier and next month when he is released from prison, he is planning on meeting them all in real life. This really has been a heart warming tale of how someone can completely turn their life around using the power of the internet.
* Stat completely made up