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I have totally fallen in love with the gumtree gumtasic ads. Here are a couple of my favorites:
Private Plate , To Suit Larger Gent ? (1,750 )
I have , on a retention certificate for easy transfer , the plate X1 NOB. Read it as EXTRA LARGE NOB
They always say that a guys car is an extention of his manhood , so this is the chance to proove it.
Is this the plate for 'The Man Who Has Everything' ?
I have been told it's worth 2,000 but will take 1,750 ovno for this unique regestration
Really boring uneducated male seeks dull women to argue with about random crap
Thats right folks, I'm a dull english almost 30 year old man looking for a dull meaningless relationship to get stuck in.
Ideally my partner would be arguementative, lazy and pedantic, with a slight weight problem.
A sense of humour is definately something you shouldnt have, or if so it should be tailoured at things that just arent funny such as dogs in jumpers.
If this sounds like you please reply with a really crap response about how I dont appreciate women and that men like me should be a woman for a day to see how bad it is etc.
Thanks.
Me
Have fun