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An Average day at 26 West Derby Street
Ed - Ow baby yeah, your hot!
Jack – I want your lips on me now mmmmmm!
Ed – Your turning me on now, let me see those fantastic jublees.
Jack – you want it, you got it I want to take your knob in my mouth now!
Ed - Here is my huge throbbing member!
Jack – oh my god I have not seen one so big, I am so wet!
Ed – Ow sorry I think I going to cum , opps!
Jack – that is ok baby, my mouth is ready for it mmmmmmm
Ed – Feel that salty goodness, just what the doctor orders!
Jack – that tastes so good, I want you to taste my juices.
Gemma –mmmmmmmmm, baby give it up, give it up, baby give it up.
Ed – Shit Gemmas watching , you fucking pervert , can’t we get any privacy in this house.
Jack – shut up Ed, she can join in, come on Gemma get your clothes off and join us.
Gemma- I’ve already come twice listening.
Jack – ooooooo let me taste what is left of you sexy fucking slag.
Ed – Hay don’t forget me?
Gemma - u can fuck my arse while jack laps away at my juices.
Ed – My massive love stick is so hard with anticipation , humm you have such a cute pert arse, I’m going to enjoy this.
Gemma- come on then. I have the lube if u have the bollocks, my arse is hot for u. oh, jack, don’t stop bitch.
Jack – oh my god I can’t believe this is happening I’m going to come OH MY GOOOOOODDDD!!!
Ed – Can we hurry up the Simpsons is on in a minute!
Gemma- u can still watch it cos we`ll be on all fours. Jack I mean it whore, keep licking.
Ed – Ow this is going to be a tight fit you may have touble walking after this.
Gemma- that’s weird, the cucumber an hour earlier slid straight in.
Ed – Ow god I think it’s still in their!
Jack – can you two be quiet I’m trying to watch the telly, homers just eaten a donut mmmmmmmm.
Gemma- shut up bitch. Ed, satisfy her big bushy hole.
Ed – I swear this isn’t hygienic!
Jack – I know, you have just got come all over my sandwich – will you be careful where you shoot your load!
Gemma- well get ur fuckin sandwich out of my arse.
Mike- what the hell is going on? Ed you cheating bastard!
Jack – shut up mike and put your big cock in my mouth now.
Alex- excuse me but you are all interrupting my mutual wanking session.
Jack – let me be your first you sexy Plymouth man you!
Alex- any time jack, I’ll be waiting for you.
Ed – Alex take over I like this episode.
(this was me and a bunch of mates drunk with only word98 to entertain us.)