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Hi this is my personal blog and corner of cyber space. Theirs one thing I would like to get straight before I start.
1.Mind the spelling/ gramma. I am very dlyexic, Very Very. If you read any of this you will need to get used to that. It has it upsides, through university I had someone hired to write for me, someones to read for me and someone to take notes in lectures. Which means when they gave me the notes, I could give them to my writing tutor to write the essay, then the reading tutor to do some reasearch and error finding, then back to the writing tutor to do the finished version. I learnt nothing though, I can’t even remeber what the degree was in.
If you are not dylseic I highly recommend you become one. I recommend you go on all glue diet for a couple of week, or sleep with your head in the microwave (only put it on deforst, anything more and you’ll be going on the Trisha show). It has tons of benefits, firstly freebie I got a free laptop, scanner, voice reconigision programme secondly reading (when you can be arsed) becomes like a jigsaw puzzle with some of the most crazy alternatives.
But My absolute favorite is I’m in a minority it great. If your like me white, male, straight and middle class. Then you have nowhere to hide, it’s open season on you, you have hundered of year of history where you have been on top oppressing and screwing over everyone. Even though personally I don’t think I do that much oppressing, raping, pilliaging and keeping people down (I might my memory is also bad). I’m still to blame in some way.
But it not okay to beat on me, because I can’t write proper. So laughting at me is wrong. Many people make the mistake and feel incredible embrassed after a evening with a group of women, homosexual or transvestites, have been giving me a right royal ribbing for the thosand of years of oppression I have been officiting on them, then discovered I have problems signing my own name on the bill, realise what a foul political incorrect mistake they had made.
So If anyone coments on my bad spelling in this blog they shall be quickly directed to this page. Thank you